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Free Printable Easter Cards to Color (Funny Designs for Teens)

Free printable Easter cards donโ€™t have to be all pastel bunnies and baby chicks.

These funny designs are made for older kids and teens who prefer sarcasm over sweetness, with playful phrases like โ€œI wanna be a millionhareโ€ and โ€œI Donโ€™t Carrot All.โ€

My teen definitely leans toward humor now, so these have become our go-to for quick, print-at-home cards that still feel creative without feeling childish.

Two free printable Easter cards featuring cute bunny illustrations and funny phrases like โ€œHoppy Easterโ€ and โ€œI Donโ€™t Carrot All,โ€ shown colored and black-and-white for kids and teens to color.

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Funny Easter Cards to Color for Older Kids and Teens

These free printable coloring cards are designed with older kids and teens in mind, especially those who prefer clever wordplay over baby bunnies and pastel overload. Theyโ€™re still creative and festive, just with a little more personality.

Each card features a bold โ€œHoppy Easterโ€ cover paired with a playful, slightly sarcastic quote. The full set includes eight designs:

  • Every Bunny Was Kung Fu Fighting
  • I Wanna Be a Millionhare
  • Donโ€™t Be Sad, Be Hoppy
  • No Bunny Compares to You
  • Have a Hopping Good Time
  • I Donโ€™t Carrot at All!
  • I Wanna Dance with Some Bunny
  • Look, a Hareplane!

The back includes a printed โ€œHappy Easterโ€ message for a finished look, while the inside stays blank so kids and teens can write something funny, thoughtful, or completely random. They work just as well tucked into an Easter basket as they do mailed to friends.

If youโ€™re looking for something less little-kid and more middle school friendly, these hit that sweet spot.

Want more Easter-themed coloring fun? Be sure to check out our matching Easter coloring pages for young adults.

Free printable Easter cards featuring funny bunny designs, including a colored โ€œHoppy Easterโ€ card and a black-and-white โ€œI Donโ€™t Carrot At Allโ€ coloring card for teens.

How to Print and Use the Cards

Printing your free printable Easter cards is straightforward:

  • Get the PDF from the bottom of the page.
  • Print on 8.5″ x 11″ paper in landscape mode.
  • Use white cardstock (80โ€“100 lb works best) for a sturdier finish.
  • Cut along the guides and fold in half so the design is on the front and the message is on the back.

Theyโ€™re sized to fit standard A2 envelopes (4.25″ x 5.5″), making them easy to mail or slip into Easter gifts.

These also work well as a quiet spring activity for older kids, youth groups, or classroom exchanges where humor is appreciated more than glitter.

Printable Easter cards to color with playful phrases like โ€œDonโ€™t Be Sad, Be Hoppyโ€ and โ€œNo Bunny Compares to You,โ€ shown in black-and-white ready for teens to customize.

More Easter Activities for Teens

If youโ€™re planning more than just cards this year, there are a few other Easter printables that work especially well with older kids.

For something fast and competitive, Easter Scattergories is always popular with middle schoolers and teens. Itโ€™s simple to run, works in small groups, and adds just enough challenge to keep it interesting.

If your teen prefers something more immersive, the Easter scavenger hunt clues for teens turn the holiday into a full experience. The clues are designed to be clever without feeling childish, making them ideal for older kids who still enjoy a challenge but donโ€™t want anything too cutesy.

And for quieter moments, the Easter coloring pages for young adults offer more detailed designs that feel age-appropriate while still being creative and relaxing.

Together, these give you options, humor, competition, problem-solving, or creative downtime, all geared toward older kids.

Get Your Free Easter Printable Cards Here!

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More Printable Coloring Cards for Other Holidays

If your family enjoys printable coloring cards, weโ€™ve got more creative sets for other celebrations throughout the year:

Last Updated on 24 February 2026 by Clare Brown

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